OVER-MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS
Amber: Another Tuesday night, alone. *Sigh* I’ve got to be strong...
Amber: ...I have to remember what I learned at the Over-Masturbators Anonymous meeting last week: keep your hands in a safe place...
Amber: ...look at your hands. Your hands are beautiful. They are for making music...
Amber: ...they are for typing on keyboards and giving applause after watching a great performance...
Amber: ...hands are for… hmm, petting pussy cats and giving deep massages… oh, why did I have to think of that?
Amber: I don’t know if this hand trap device is going to be enough to hold me off.
Amber: There! These cuffs should help me keep my legs closed...
Amber: ...but then again, I do love a challenge. Oh my god, I can feel my pussy jumping. It wants to be attacked! It’s a good thing this zipper is locked because I really want to get inside.
Amber: No, I have to hold on. I can do this. I can go without
mastur-bating for more than 12 hours this time...
Amber: … oh, all of this frustration is exhausting! I’m so tense,
and I can’t even touch myself to take the edge off.
Amber: This is crazy. I’m horny and sleepy at the same time. Zzzzz.
Amber: What’s going on, am I dreaming? I’m still so turned on,
what is this?
Amber: I can’t even remember that stupid mantra now! Look at
your hands… something, something...
Amber: ...oh yes, my hands are for making music. Hello, where
did this delicious dildo come from? I think I’ll play a little...
Amber: ...wait, my zipper’s undone! I can make much better music
if I get my instrument a little wet. Like when you play the clarinet,
the reed has to stay moist...
Amber: ...because that way the vibrations of the—oh YES! YES!
YES! It feels amazing!! All of this anticipation’s made me hungry
for banana cream pie.
Amber: Oh yes, this is amazing! Everything I want is
cummmmmmmmmmming!!! Oh, yes, yes, again!
Amber: Oh shit, if not masturbating gives me access to super sexy
fuck dreams, I think I can do this! Wait a second is there a snake
moving beside me??!
Amber: Urg, that was just some stupid rope! Damn it, it’s all gone!!!
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Hi, my name is Cindy and I’m a Vegan pornstar.
This is my bare-all story to tell the truth about the challenges of being a vegan pornstar.
Anyone who thinks it’s easy being vegan in my profession has it ass-backwards.
Following a vegan philosophy means that I avoid consuming any animal products—not even dairy or eggs.
It’s tough but for me it’s the only way. I could never hurt another animal.
Like now for instance, I’m masturbating, but I have to be careful to wash my hands later
Or when I’m giving head to my girlfriend, I’ve got to run to the bathroom right after and rinse my mouth.
And even when I’m giving head to my boyfriend, I can’t swallow!
No animal products at all. Only veggies are allowed inside my tem-ple.
And even though I miss a lot of great proteins that I used to get
from my regular cum swallowing diet, I’ve found ways to get around
it by doing a little research.
I can live a healthy lifestyle by sticking to whole wheat baguettes,
spaghetti and Greek yogurt.
Add that with some raw veggies like carrots, celery, zucchini, turnips
and of course cucumbers I can make delicious meals that taste great
and make me feel amazing!
