Showing posts with label bizzarre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bizzarre. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - VEGAN PORNSTARS

Hi, my name is Cindy and I’m a Vegan pornstar.

This is my bare-all story to tell the truth about the challenges of being a vegan pornstar.

Anyone who thinks it’s easy being vegan in my profession has it ass-backwards.

Following a vegan philosophy means that I avoid consuming any animal products—not even dairy or eggs.

It’s tough but for me it’s the only way. I could never hurt another animal.

Like now for instance, I’m masturbating, but I have to be careful to wash my hands later

Or when I’m giving head to my girlfriend, I’ve got to run to the bathroom right after and rinse my mouth.

And even when I’m giving head to my boyfriend, I can’t swallow!

No animal products at all. Only veggies are allowed inside my tem-ple.

And even though I miss a lot of great proteins that I used to get from my regular cum swallowing diet, I’ve found ways to get around it by doing a little research.

I can live a healthy lifestyle by sticking to whole wheat baguettes, spaghetti and Greek yogurt.

Add that with some raw veggies like carrots, celery, zucchini, turnips and of course cucumbers I can make delicious meals that taste great and make me feel amazing!

Monday, June 3, 2013

EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - The Safest Sex

Jerry:

HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!?!?!

Donna:

Shut up Jerry! It’s just me. You know I hate it when you whine like a little bitch so quit it!

Donna:

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a lesbian, being attract-ed to a soft girl like you...

Jerry:

Please Donna, just hear me out. I want to talk.

Donna:

There’s holes in the mask, so you can talk if you want.

Jerry:

Thank you Donna. Listen, when I told you that I want-ed to practice safe sex, I didn’t mean all of this!

Jerry:

I mean, we don’t have to be in latex suits, do we? We could just have normal sex with a condom. Come on, what do you say?

Donna:

No, Jerry. I thought we understood each other. When you said you wanted to use protection I put this whole thing together. Now is not the time to pull out.

Donna:

I mean, look at you. You’re in a skin tight latex suit, wrapped up in a tight latex bag with your dick out. You’re in a pretty vulnerable place my friend.

Donna:

You’re soft and vulnerable, but your dick is hard. Mmmm, and tasty. Jerry: Oh, gawd!

Donna:

That’s right, I’m your latex goddess and you are my penis in a condom. Get harder for me.

Jerry:

Oh my gawd!

Donna:

Oh we can make this even safer. I’m going to rock your cock with this red handle.

Jerry:

What are you doing to me?

Donna:

You must think I’m crazy. Well, maybe you’re right. I’m crazy about safe sex!

Donna:

Now lick me while I sit on your face! More! I’m going to pump my fist harder now.

Jerry:

(Muffled) Mmmmmm!

Donna:

Yes, right there! YES! You are the fucking boss. I’ll do whatever you want. Give me an order, now!

Jerry:

Don’t stop until I come! Oh yeah!

Jerry:

Wholly, fucking hell that was intense.. I’ve never felt… so...so...zzzzzzzz.

Donna:

Hunh?

Donna:

He, he, he! He’s so cute when he snores!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Gas Mask Fetish

Would you fuck me if I was wearing this? I've recently discovered a tiny gas mask fetish and have yet to explore it. I was wondering where to get content like this and google hasn't been much help. Maybe it's the hot body showing or the fact that it's like fucking a stranger but I think it's super hot and I want to try it!

Has anyone tried this? Has anyone actually found someone to do this with? Are their any cool gas mask fetish websites? The only thing I could find with gas masks were fetish videos on deviantclip but they only have about 20 pages of videos and after watching them all I was left craving more. These are all questions I have about this strange and bizarre fetish.

Sexy gas mask fetish