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Showing posts with label dark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dark. Show all posts
Monday, June 3, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - Latex Suit Jokester
Latex Suit Jokester
Kim: Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous my hands are getting sweaty. Tom: Oh? Kim: I just seriously can’t believe my good luck in getting the part. Tom: Hm. Kim: I mean I’ll be playing the part of Storm in the new X-Men Movie! Tom: Ya, hang on I’ll be right back. Kim: Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. X-Men! Tom: Ahem, so did you get the script that we sent you? Kim: Ya, sure. By the way, thanks for helping me with these boots. Tom: You’re welcome. So you got it, and you read it? Kim: Um, kinda. Tom: Are you trying to tell me that you’ve come on set to play a part that you don’t have a clue about? Kim: No, no, of course not! I’ve read the script. Tom: Okay, then you know that we aren’t filming the new X-Men movie. Kim: Well, in a way, no we aren’t. Kim: What I mean to say is that I am playing the part of Storm: a powerful woman who controls nature with her emotions. Tom: What? Tom: Let me just come right out and ask: you know we’re filming a porno right? Kim: Ha! Yeah, I was totally messing with you! Tom: That’s a pretty good one, but I have to tell you that I really don’t like jokes. Kim: Oh, come on Tom, everyone likes a good joke! Kim: Hey, Tom are you still there? You’re not going to leave me like this are you? I was just kidding! Tom: (Leaving the room) No it’s funny. I’m going to laugh hysterical-ly as I leave you all alone in this room. Hidden camera man: Wow, this girl is really getting into character!Sunday, April 7, 2013
Cat woman is a Bdsm Sadist
I was thinking of my next orgy and thought that I should wear this costume since the theme is leather. I was looking around and found this picture and thought it was super seductive and mysterious. Has it been overdone or will I look awesome? The collar is what makes it all come together. I love it but I don't want us to be 50 girls with te same costume! What do you think? Should I wear this or do you have any other ideas?
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sexy Black and White
I love dark, all types of dark. Dark pictures, dark art, dark sex.
What is so sensual about black and white pictures? Is it The darkness of it? Is it because we see the beautiful shapes of a woman's body because of the play of shadows? What ever it is if you are like me you love pics like this!
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