Showing posts with label dark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dark. Show all posts

Monday, June 3, 2013

EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - The Safest Sex

Jerry:

HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!?!?!

Donna:

Shut up Jerry! It’s just me. You know I hate it when you whine like a little bitch so quit it!

Donna:

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a lesbian, being attract-ed to a soft girl like you...

Jerry:

Please Donna, just hear me out. I want to talk.

Donna:

There’s holes in the mask, so you can talk if you want.

Jerry:

Thank you Donna. Listen, when I told you that I want-ed to practice safe sex, I didn’t mean all of this!

Jerry:

I mean, we don’t have to be in latex suits, do we? We could just have normal sex with a condom. Come on, what do you say?

Donna:

No, Jerry. I thought we understood each other. When you said you wanted to use protection I put this whole thing together. Now is not the time to pull out.

Donna:

I mean, look at you. You’re in a skin tight latex suit, wrapped up in a tight latex bag with your dick out. You’re in a pretty vulnerable place my friend.

Donna:

You’re soft and vulnerable, but your dick is hard. Mmmm, and tasty. Jerry: Oh, gawd!

Donna:

That’s right, I’m your latex goddess and you are my penis in a condom. Get harder for me.

Jerry:

Oh my gawd!

Donna:

Oh we can make this even safer. I’m going to rock your cock with this red handle.

Jerry:

What are you doing to me?

Donna:

You must think I’m crazy. Well, maybe you’re right. I’m crazy about safe sex!

Donna:

Now lick me while I sit on your face! More! I’m going to pump my fist harder now.

Jerry:

(Muffled) Mmmmmm!

Donna:

Yes, right there! YES! You are the fucking boss. I’ll do whatever you want. Give me an order, now!

Jerry:

Don’t stop until I come! Oh yeah!

Jerry:

Wholly, fucking hell that was intense.. I’ve never felt… so...so...zzzzzzzz.

Donna:

Hunh?

Donna:

He, he, he! He’s so cute when he snores!

Monday, May 13, 2013

EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - Latex Suit Jokester

Latex Suit Jokester

Kim: Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous my hands are getting sweaty.
Tom: Oh?

Kim: I just seriously can’t believe my good luck in getting the part.
Tom: Hm.

Kim: I mean I’ll be playing the part of Storm in the new X-Men Movie!
Tom: Ya, hang on I’ll be right back.

Kim: Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. X-Men!

Tom: Ahem, so did you get the script that we sent you?
Kim: Ya, sure. By the way, thanks for helping me with these boots.

Tom: You’re welcome. So you got it, and you read it?
Kim: Um, kinda.

Tom: Are you trying to tell me that you’ve come on set to play a part that you don’t have a clue about?
Kim: No, no, of course not! I’ve read the script.

Tom: Okay, then you know that we aren’t filming the new X-Men movie.
Kim: Well, in a way, no we aren’t.

Kim: What I mean to say is that I am playing the part of Storm: a powerful woman who controls nature with her emotions.
Tom: What?

Tom: Let me just come right out and ask: you know we’re filming a porno right?
Kim: Ha! Yeah, I was totally messing with you!

Tom: That’s a pretty good one, but I have to tell you that I really don’t like jokes.
Kim: Oh, come on Tom, everyone likes a good joke!

Kim: Hey, Tom are you still there? You’re not going to leave me like this are you? I was just kidding!
Tom: (Leaving the room) No it’s funny. I’m going to laugh hysterical-ly as I leave you all alone in this room.

Hidden camera man: Wow, this girl is really getting into character!

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Cat woman is a Bdsm Sadist

I was thinking of my next orgy and thought that I should wear this costume since the theme is leather. I was looking around and found this picture and thought it was super seductive and mysterious. Has it been overdone or will I look awesome? The collar is what makes it all come together. I love it but I don't want us to be 50 girls with te same costume! What do you think? Should I wear this or do you have any other ideas?

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sexy Black and White

I love dark, all types of dark. Dark pictures, dark art, dark sex. 
What is so sensual about black and white pictures? Is it The darkness of it? Is it because we see the beautiful shapes of a woman's body because of the play of shadows?  What ever it is if you are like me you love pics like this!



Sexy dark topless

sexy blonde nature

Sexy sex timeGorgeous blonde black and white
Nude shadow



black and white art sexy