Showing posts with label dark side. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dark side. Show all posts

Monday, June 3, 2013

EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - The Safest Sex

Jerry:

HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!?!?!

Donna:

Shut up Jerry! It’s just me. You know I hate it when you whine like a little bitch so quit it!

Donna:

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a lesbian, being attract-ed to a soft girl like you...

Jerry:

Please Donna, just hear me out. I want to talk.

Donna:

There’s holes in the mask, so you can talk if you want.

Jerry:

Thank you Donna. Listen, when I told you that I want-ed to practice safe sex, I didn’t mean all of this!

Jerry:

I mean, we don’t have to be in latex suits, do we? We could just have normal sex with a condom. Come on, what do you say?

Donna:

No, Jerry. I thought we understood each other. When you said you wanted to use protection I put this whole thing together. Now is not the time to pull out.

Donna:

I mean, look at you. You’re in a skin tight latex suit, wrapped up in a tight latex bag with your dick out. You’re in a pretty vulnerable place my friend.

Donna:

You’re soft and vulnerable, but your dick is hard. Mmmm, and tasty. Jerry: Oh, gawd!

Donna:

That’s right, I’m your latex goddess and you are my penis in a condom. Get harder for me.

Jerry:

Oh my gawd!

Donna:

Oh we can make this even safer. I’m going to rock your cock with this red handle.

Jerry:

What are you doing to me?

Donna:

You must think I’m crazy. Well, maybe you’re right. I’m crazy about safe sex!

Donna:

Now lick me while I sit on your face! More! I’m going to pump my fist harder now.

Jerry:

(Muffled) Mmmmmm!

Donna:

Yes, right there! YES! You are the fucking boss. I’ll do whatever you want. Give me an order, now!

Jerry:

Don’t stop until I come! Oh yeah!

Jerry:

Wholly, fucking hell that was intense.. I’ve never felt… so...so...zzzzzzzz.

Donna:

Hunh?

Donna:

He, he, he! He’s so cute when he snores!

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Cat woman is a Bdsm Sadist

I was thinking of my next orgy and thought that I should wear this costume since the theme is leather. I was looking around and found this picture and thought it was super seductive and mysterious. Has it been overdone or will I look awesome? The collar is what makes it all come together. I love it but I don't want us to be 50 girls with te same costume! What do you think? Should I wear this or do you have any other ideas?

Friday, April 5, 2013

Sister's got a dark side

Sisters got a wild side When you think of sister's and church you automatically think of prayer and purity...wrong!! Sisters have a dirty side too. Everyone has needs and no one should have to forget them and put them aside. Sex is a normal part of life and I don't think that anyone should be obliged to push these feelings and needs far inside them. It just makes them stressed and simply keeps them from having fun. I wonder if they masturbate...

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Sexy Vampires are thirsty

 Vampires have been a part of mythologie for so long that it is now almost a trend. From Dracula to Edouard. With movies like Twilight that made their way to the top, vampires are even more popular now then they were before. One of the reasons : The vampire guys and girls in movies always seem to be hot, even sometimes super hot. I remember the movie ''Interview with a vampire'' where Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise were hot young vampires in search of hot blood. But still all girls (even me) seem to have melted over these two demons. Then, afeter twilight the girls were saying...''oh id get with a vampire like him'' or ''i'd do the werewolf'' Wow...really?  If vampires are dead, so do you really think thay would look as good as they do in the movies? Would you spend a night with someone who can wake up in the middle of it and eat you up (in a non sexual way;)  No way!! But still there is something sexy about eternal life. I guess the thought of spending all the time in the world with a person you love could make you do anything...even drink blood!  Would you want to get bitten and live forever?

















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