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Monday, June 3, 2013
Sunday, May 26, 2013
EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - OVER-MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS
OVER-MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS
Amber: Another Tuesday night, alone. *Sigh* I’ve got to be strong... Amber: ...I have to remember what I learned at the Over-Masturbators Anonymous meeting last week: keep your hands in a safe place... Amber: ...look at your hands. Your hands are beautiful. They are for making music... Amber: ...they are for typing on keyboards and giving applause after watching a great performance... Amber: ...hands are for… hmm, petting pussy cats and giving deep massages… oh, why did I have to think of that? Amber: I don’t know if this hand trap device is going to be enough to hold me off. Amber: There! These cuffs should help me keep my legs closed... Amber: ...but then again, I do love a challenge. Oh my god, I can feel my pussy jumping. It wants to be attacked! It’s a good thing this zipper is locked because I really want to get inside. Amber: No, I have to hold on. I can do this. I can go without mastur-bating for more than 12 hours this time... Amber: … oh, all of this frustration is exhausting! I’m so tense, and I can’t even touch myself to take the edge off. Amber: This is crazy. I’m horny and sleepy at the same time. Zzzzz. Amber: What’s going on, am I dreaming? I’m still so turned on, what is this? Amber: I can’t even remember that stupid mantra now! Look at your hands… something, something... Amber: ...oh yes, my hands are for making music. Hello, where did this delicious dildo come from? I think I’ll play a little... Amber: ...wait, my zipper’s undone! I can make much better music if I get my instrument a little wet. Like when you play the clarinet, the reed has to stay moist... Amber: ...because that way the vibrations of the—oh YES! YES! YES! It feels amazing!! All of this anticipation’s made me hungry for banana cream pie. Amber: Oh yes, this is amazing! Everything I want is cummmmmmmmmmming!!! Oh, yes, yes, again! Amber: Oh shit, if not masturbating gives me access to super sexy fuck dreams, I think I can do this! Wait a second is there a snake moving beside me??! Amber: Urg, that was just some stupid rope! Damn it, it’s all gone!!!READ ANOTHER FUN EASY PORN STRIP HERE
Monday, May 13, 2013
EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - Latex Suit Jokester
Latex Suit Jokester
Kim: Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous my hands are getting sweaty. Tom: Oh? Kim: I just seriously can’t believe my good luck in getting the part. Tom: Hm. Kim: I mean I’ll be playing the part of Storm in the new X-Men Movie! Tom: Ya, hang on I’ll be right back. Kim: Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. X-Men! Tom: Ahem, so did you get the script that we sent you? Kim: Ya, sure. By the way, thanks for helping me with these boots. Tom: You’re welcome. So you got it, and you read it? Kim: Um, kinda. Tom: Are you trying to tell me that you’ve come on set to play a part that you don’t have a clue about? Kim: No, no, of course not! I’ve read the script. Tom: Okay, then you know that we aren’t filming the new X-Men movie. Kim: Well, in a way, no we aren’t. Kim: What I mean to say is that I am playing the part of Storm: a powerful woman who controls nature with her emotions. Tom: What? Tom: Let me just come right out and ask: you know we’re filming a porno right? Kim: Ha! Yeah, I was totally messing with you! Tom: That’s a pretty good one, but I have to tell you that I really don’t like jokes. Kim: Oh, come on Tom, everyone likes a good joke! Kim: Hey, Tom are you still there? You’re not going to leave me like this are you? I was just kidding! Tom: (Leaving the room) No it’s funny. I’m going to laugh hysterical-ly as I leave you all alone in this room. Hidden camera man: Wow, this girl is really getting into character!
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