Kim: Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous my hands are getting sweaty.
Tom: Oh?
Kim: I just seriously can’t believe my good luck in getting the part.
Tom: Hm.
Kim: I mean I’ll be playing the part of Storm in the new X-Men Movie!
Tom: Ya, hang on I’ll be right back.
Kim: Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. X-Men!
Tom: Ahem, so did you get the script that we sent you?
Kim: Ya, sure. By the way, thanks for helping me with these
boots.
Tom: You’re welcome. So you got it, and you read it?
Kim: Um, kinda.
Tom: Are you trying to tell me that you’ve come on set to play a part that you don’t have a clue about?
Kim: No, no, of course not! I’ve read the script.
Tom: Okay, then you know that we aren’t filming the new X-Men movie.
Kim: Well, in a way, no we aren’t.
Kim: What I mean to say is that I am playing the part of Storm: a powerful woman who controls nature with her emotions.
Tom: What?
Tom: Let me just come right out and ask: you know we’re filming a porno right?
Kim: Ha! Yeah, I was totally messing with you!
Tom: That’s a pretty good one, but I have to tell you that I really don’t like jokes.
Kim: Oh, come on Tom, everyone likes a good joke!
Kim: Hey, Tom are you still there? You’re not going to leave me like this are you? I was just kidding!
Tom: (Leaving the room) No it’s funny. I’m going to laugh hysterical-ly as I leave you all alone in this room.
Hidden camera man: Wow, this girl is really getting into character!
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