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Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bizarre. Show all posts
Monday, June 3, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
EASY PORNOSTRIP OF THE WEEK - Latex Suit Jokester
Latex Suit Jokester
Kim: Oh my gosh, I’m so nervous my hands are getting sweaty. Tom: Oh? Kim: I just seriously can’t believe my good luck in getting the part. Tom: Hm. Kim: I mean I’ll be playing the part of Storm in the new X-Men Movie! Tom: Ya, hang on I’ll be right back. Kim: Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. Da, da, da, da, di, di, dah. X-Men! Tom: Ahem, so did you get the script that we sent you? Kim: Ya, sure. By the way, thanks for helping me with these boots. Tom: You’re welcome. So you got it, and you read it? Kim: Um, kinda. Tom: Are you trying to tell me that you’ve come on set to play a part that you don’t have a clue about? Kim: No, no, of course not! I’ve read the script. Tom: Okay, then you know that we aren’t filming the new X-Men movie. Kim: Well, in a way, no we aren’t. Kim: What I mean to say is that I am playing the part of Storm: a powerful woman who controls nature with her emotions. Tom: What? Tom: Let me just come right out and ask: you know we’re filming a porno right? Kim: Ha! Yeah, I was totally messing with you! Tom: That’s a pretty good one, but I have to tell you that I really don’t like jokes. Kim: Oh, come on Tom, everyone likes a good joke! Kim: Hey, Tom are you still there? You’re not going to leave me like this are you? I was just kidding! Tom: (Leaving the room) No it’s funny. I’m going to laugh hysterical-ly as I leave you all alone in this room. Hidden camera man: Wow, this girl is really getting into character!Thursday, April 4, 2013
Horse Tail butt plug
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